Girls night out — Laughs
Posted in Laughs on 02/01/2008 03:45 pm by debbie_kaI haven’t laughed out loud from an email forward in a long time. But….here’s a great one I got today.
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Why women should avoid a girl’s night out after they are married…. If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls’. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself f or coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’
When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh sh!#$.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
November 29th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Thats just funny.
January 4th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
I laughed my head off when I read that paragraph.
March 31st, 2009 at 6:25 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!