Archive for the ‘Laughs’ Category

Sausage, anyone?

Posted in Katie, Laughs on 10/29/2008 12:22 pm by debbie_ka

I just got this instant message from my dad.

dad: she just made me a big sausage.

Ka family translation….Katie just had a big poop.

Always Connected

Posted in Laughs, Misc on 09/16/2008 02:39 pm by debbie_ka

Having a Blackberry has been so much fun!  Now I’m always connected….email, IM and checking Facebook statuses.  :)   Pish hasn’t been too fond of me having one though.  He says it’s the only way he can communicate with me now.

A couple weeks ago, Pish tried talking to me from the room.  I was watching a movie so I half ignored him.  I guess he tried a couple times but no success.  Finally he sent me a text message.  My phone beeped so of course, I checked it right away and replied.  haha.

Kids say the cutest things

Posted in Laughs, Misc on 08/19/2008 07:42 am by debbie_ka

 

During the sleepover with all the cousins, I overheard this conversation with the girls.

Erin (10 yrs old):  Ok…..All the girls get ready for a camp out in the living room.
Sammie (7 yrs old):  Can Ryan sleep with us?
Erin:  No, he’s a boy.
Sammie:  But he’s my friend.
Erin:  We aren’t allowed to sleep with boys until we are of age.
Sammie:  Then that means you can’t sleep with your daddy.
Erin:  Yep.
Sammie:  I sleep with my daddy sometimes.
Erin:  Well…if there is one adult present then it is ok.  Your dad is an adult.
Auntie Debora: Erin, did you learn all this in school?
Erin:  Nope.  I read it in a book.

Kid are so smart!  Click HERE to see all the pictures from the weekend.

Funny

Posted in Laughs on 06/25/2008 06:56 am by debbie_ka

Last night there was a new reality show on tv called “I survived a japanese gameshow”.  They took a bunch of Americans to Japan and they compete by participating in Japanese game shows.  It was pretty funny.

I love Japanese game shows!  They ALWAYS make me laugh out loud.  It’s really amazing how they come up with these hilarious games and actually find people play in them.   Out of the ones I’ve seen my favorite so far are Human Tetris and 24 hour tag.  Check out a clip below.


Girls night out — Laughs

Posted in Laughs on 02/01/2008 03:45 pm by debbie_ka

I haven’t laughed out loud from an email forward in a long time.  But….here’s a great one I got today.

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Why women should avoid a girl’s night out after they are married…. If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls’. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself f or coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock.’

When I asked him why, he said, ‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh sh!#$.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and  then tripped over the coffee table and farted.